|  | Heard any great lines on ATWT recently? Fill out this form or e-mail us with your submission. It will be posted on this page! | Katie assures Henry that she will get alone time with Mike, even though he is coming over for dinner with Jennifer. Henry: You little sneak. Do you have a plan? Katie: I do. I'm going to ruin dinner. Henry: Well, that's a novel approach to winning a man's heart. ----------------------- Rosanna, Will, and Paul discuss Emily tormenting Rosanna. Rosanna: She's gonna be arrested. Will: Why don't you just check her into the mental hospital? She could get the family discount. ----------------------- Lily and Margo think Craig is being held captive in a monastery. Lily: We don't have time, now that we know Brother What's-His-Name has Craig. Margo: Lily, he's a monk. What do you think he's going to do to Craig? Bless him to death? ----------------------- Holden confides in Emma that he and Lily are working on their marriage. Holden: Lily has agreed to take the first step. Emma: And what would that be? Holden: She's gonna go on a crash diet. She's gonna cut 200 pounds of annoying fat out of our lives. His name is Craig. ----------------------- Lily tries to convince Holden that Rose is now dead and it will never be normal again. Lily: Normal died when Rose died. --submitted by Karen Michelle ----------------------- Lucy: You know, for a con man, you're a pretty lousy liar. Dusty: I could drown in you. Lucy: What am I gonna do with you? Dusty: I'm never letting you go again. --submitted by Kay Brown ----------------------- Dusty: Montgomery a hero, Alan Drake dies a bum. Dusty: You just can't trust the guy, huh, Craig? Dusty: There's nothing I wouldn't do for her. --above submitted by Kay ----------------------- Tom: He aces school, he goes by his curfew, he's more mature than most adults. Margo: Yeah, I know. --submitted by bebaboo1 ----------------------- Mike turns down Henry's lunch invitation. Henry: I just thought that since I miss Katie and you miss Katie, we have something in common, but never mind. Mike: I'm having lunch at Metro. You want to meet there, fine. Henry: There we go, okay. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship. Mike: It's lunch, Henry. Don't ruin it by making threats. ----------------------- Emily: Okay, ladies... do we remember why we're here? Susan: To plan Alison's wedding. Emily: Okay. And what are we not going to do? Susan: Have any fun, because Kim is meeting us here, too. ----------------------- Emily is taking a tango lesson with an intense instructor. Montez: Closer Emily: Any closer, your belt buckle's gonna be imprinted on my stomach. ----------------------- Mike gives $300 to a needy Henry. Henry: Thanks. You know, you're a pal. And now that Katie's gone, it's nice to know that I still have you. Mike: And I thought I couldn't feel any worse. ----------------------- Henry asks Mike for a job. Henry: I'm in need of some gainful employment there, old buddy. Mike: Forget it. Henry: Mike, there is a warrant out for my arrest. Mike: Add it to your collection. Henry: That's not fair. Now, I have not been busted in over a month. ----------------------- Kim leaves after she and Susan spar over Chris & Alison Susan: Tell Bob I said hello. Kim: Oh, go to h*ll Susan! ----------------------- Mike is wearing flannel. Henry: Is that what you're wearing? Mike: What's wrong with what I'm wearing? Henry: Ah, nothing, nothing. As long as you're planning on chopping down a stand of sycamores. ----------------------- Molly calls Craig. Molly: Only guilty people answer the phone in the middle of the night. ----------------------- Conversation between Craig & Carly. Carly: You could go to jail, Craig. You'll never see your wife or your child or your tasseled loafers again. ----------------------- Molly insists to Craig that she loves Dusty. Craig: You love him? So you framed him for murder? What are you going to give him for Valentine's Day? ----------------------- Paul is suspicious of Barbara's confession to killing Rose. Paul: Who know, maybe with both my parents in prison, I can finally find a way to feel free. ----------------------- James, Barbara, and Paul run into each other at the Oakdale P.D. after James has told the police that Paul murdered Rose. James: Paul, your mother and I have tried to provide you with love and support all of your life. But if you keep going around and killing people, we may have to try a little tough love. ----------------------- Ben asks how Bonnie's doing Jessica: Well, it's her first day at a women's prison. She's shellshocked. ----------------------- Molly argues with Lily Molly: Why should Rose leave town when she can stay here and get thrill after thrill playing with Dusty and Paul's minds? Not to mention their other parts. ----------------------- Paul: Dusty doesn't have any real friends. He has women that he sleeps with, women he wants to sleep with, and women he's slept with. ----------------------- Chris: Sleeping with another guy won't solve your problems. Alison: Well, it sure solved the problem of what to do with those condoms I bought! ----------------------- Jennifer: Ready to have that chat we talked about? Rose: Yes--kind of like that root canal I've been putting off. ----------------------- Craig: I married the most devious woman alive. Rosanna: Devious? I thought I was obvious. ----------------------- Margo: You could start a take-a-cop-to-lunch program. Tom: Did you have anyone in mind? Margo: Yeah, a strawberry blonde detective who thinks you're HOT! --submitted by Marla |