| Lucy Got Run-Over By A Trolley
by: Lala (To the tune of 'Grandma Got Run-over By A Reindeer') Lucy got run over by a trolley
Walking cross the street in St. Lou-ee
Wish Miss Stewart could have kept her mouth shut
Or told us back in November Sweeps Lucy and Ali were fighting
When the truth it was announced
Alison had set the fire
And our dear brunette was quite prepared to pounce But instead she just went running
To save Hairon from the cops
And she wasn’t even looking
And that trolley wasn’t quite able to stop Lucy got run over by trolley
Walking cross the street in St. Lou-ee
Wish Miss Stewart could have kept her mouth shut
Or told us back in November Sweeps I’m not sure why they just stood there
While the girl lay on the ground
I’m sure someone had a cell phone
And there must have been an ambulance around Somehow she got to a doctor
Then they made a big mistake
Sent the sick girl back to Oakdale
Might as well have dumped her in a frozen lake [FROZEN LAKE!] Lucy got run over by a trolley
Walking cross the street in St. Lou-ee
Wish Miss Stewart could have kept her mouth shut
Or told us back in November Sweeps Lucy can’t remember nothing
Called the Snyder boy in quick
Had no heart to even tell her
That they made love in a barn…man that’s so sick! Now I know that it is cold hearted
To make fun of what I saw
And so just because it’s Christmas
I hope Lucy’s sucking turkey through a straw Lucy got run over by a trolley
Walking cross the street in St. Lou-ee
Wish Miss Stewart could have kept her mouth shut
Or told us back in November Sweeps
Lucy got run over by a trolley Now at least the teen story is through
Can’t believe that I really sat through it
I’m so sick of them, how about you MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I Am Griffin, Hear Me Roar
by: Lala (To the tune of 'I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar') I am Griffin, hear me roar
You thought that I was such a bore
And I only came out when there was a trial
But now I've signed contract
You can bet that Jess is back
Got a front burner story, who could want more Oh yes, I am wise
Cuz I sleep with doctor Ben
Ahh yes, I've paid the price
Slept with many other men
Marshall Travers, he was the best of them
I am strong, hormones are gone away
I am Griffin I am Griffin, on the screen
Pauly made a tape of me
Doing things I cannot say with TMT
Must admit, it was pathetic
But I couldn't really stand it
I'm attracted to the TMT machine Oh yes, I am wise
Though my daughter's not as sharp
Didn't want to pay the price
So I left her in the dark
But she saw me in Marshall's giant arms
They were strong, she wanted to throw up
I am Griffin I am Griffin, hear me grr
Now I'm not talking to her
But there's more important issues here at hand
Because Paul Ryan's in jail
Someone Travers wants to nail
So I'm representing him to save his back Oh yes, I am wise
And I've learned from my mistakes
Ahh, but when Ben finds out
The thought, it makes me quake
But that guy is so boring anyways
He'll survive, and I'll thrive
I am Griffin Oh I am Griffin
I am invincible
I am strong
I am Griffin
Grrrrrrr
Don-o-von Curry
by: Lala (To the tune of "Rasputin" by Bony M) Where the man is from, we never have been told
But he showed up in A-avayna don’t you know
Got plastic surgery, to look just like my "Sigh"
But he couldn’t fool the girl known as his wife
He thought Snicker’s name was "Snicker Doodles"
Smoked cigars, he really stinks
Threw harpoons at Rose D’ and Paul Ryan
Katie’s on the brink. Don-o-von Curry, pretend lover of Katie
At least they didn’t take it that far.
Don-o-von Curry, Katie keeps wishing that he
Would spend all his nights down at the bar Lucinda said "Let’s go, we’ll get him drunk and see
If he knows the answers to Q’s about Skatie"
But you see that plan, it wasn’t very sound
Mr. Curry saw that the drinks were watered down
He did what the two had planned to do him
Quizzed Katie until she caved
She suggested they ask other Simon
Rose she made the save Don-o-von Curry, wants the diamond and the piece
Of paper stating it’s not a fake
Don-o-von Curry, he is such a pig you see
I bet he never goes out on dates But when his drinking, and lusting, and his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous man
Became louder and louder Hey, Hey, Hey… He’s after a diamond, size of a baby’s fist
It’s the sort of thing that you could never miss
Now everyone is looking, I find it very queer
I just hope they don’t visit an island next year
Donovon, he is a wheel and dealer
Offering a little trade
He’ll give Joe back for this great big diamond
Then he’ll have it made Don-o-von Curry, he plays Simon to a t’
But they have different colors of eyes
Don-o-von Curry, he drives me insane you see
And in the end, I hope that he dies Don-o-von Curry, cause if he doesn’t you see
He can come back and bug them AGAIN Don-o-von Curry
Don-o-von Curry, there’s an end to this story
The only question there is, is WHEN? Oh Hogan… | 
