| Pirate and Wenches Chats Getting The Most Out of Chats By Alejandro Bane & Spirit Feliz It is unfortunate that we cannot always get together at the Taverna to swap tales. That is why we get together at what is called 'CHAT'. Now, I do not know about you amigos, but I feel that the word 'CHAT' is not macho enough. But that is what the spineless spongebrains at MSN have decided to call this activity. Perhaps we can come up with something better, no? As one of the eldest Buccs I felt that I could offer some suggestions on how to make these sessions feel more like we are at the Taverna. Primero, you must have a mug of the finest ale at your side. Might I suggest the Taverna's house ale, Loro Loco. Our amusing barkeep Sharky will be more than willing to supply you with a liter or two of this excellent brew along with a few of his amusing ancedotes. Segundo, you must have privacy. It is preferred that you send your wench out of the house, perhaps suggest that she visit some of the other wenches at the Boudoir. If she does not take to this suggestion then you need to make passionate love to her just before you are scheduled to meet the brethren. The benefits of this strategy are twofold, your wench would be very satisfied and tired, no? Your wenches' lassitude will guarantee you a few uninterrupted hours to discuss business with the brethren. The other benefit is that you will also be satisfied, at least for an hour or so, and can remain focused on our discussions without your thoughts wandering back to your wench and what you will do to her later that night. Tercero, come to 'CHAT' with several topics for discussion in mind. For Buccs this could include drinking, making love, fighting, sailing or perhaps fighting, sailing drinking and making love. Do not bring up politics, celibacy or men that were part of your wenches' past, none of those topics are worth our time. If any of you have additional suggestions to make 'CHAT' more like being at the Taverna then you can write a response to this article for the next issue of Pirate Pleasures. The Wenches' Point of View Unlike our rugged men, when we wenches have our chats, we usually meet at the Boudoir. A private place where we can relax, enjoy a nice drink, and spend quality time with our sisters. Of course there are things that a wench must do to prepare for these evenings out. First of all, when you dress, make sure you dress "down." This will prevent your Bucc from following you, and thinking that he must do so, for surely you will attract men. Of course once you arrive at the Boudoir, you can cast off your dowdy clothes and reveal what you are really wearing underneath...the latest sexy outfit you just ordered from NaughtyButNice.com. Secondly, come prepared to talk about our favorite subjects, our Buccs. We can each learn from each other new things to try out on them to satisfy their hunger. I suppose we could talk about food and exchange recipes too. Whatever, our main purpose is to keep our Buccs satisfied. Thirdly, laugh out loud every now and then. And say, "Seb, such a child!" "Rob, how arrogant!" "Jonathan, how pathetic" or "Anton, what a jerk!" For you know my dear wenches, your Bucc will be listening outside the door, regardless. Page 5 >> | 
