Oh Ha HA!
The page where you'll only see 'serious' in this sentence.
Which, like that bar room brawl in the Hacienda, I admittedly started. Juvenile, but fantastically silly. May your pants lead to wisdom, and in wisdom, know ye pants. Because "Life without pants has no meaning".
- The Arnold J Rimmer Guide to Revision - spasms not included.
And just In case you feel the need to celebrate the downfall of Arnold Judas Rimmer…
Gazpacho Soup
3-4 medium, ripe tomatoes
1-2 cups vegetable stock
Half a red pepper
Quarter of a cucumber
1 small onion
1 clove of garlic (opt.)
Celery salt
Cayenne pepper
2 dessertspoons olive oil
2-3 dessertspoons lemon juice
2 dessertspoons chopped chives
Pop the tomatoes into boiling water for a mo, then peel them. Smash them up and add to the stock. Chop the pepper, cucumber and onion finely and add to the soup. Add the rest of the ingredients, but leave the chives, they’re chucked on top at the end.
Serve COLD!!!!!!! with bread and butter. Souper.
Remember remember the 25th of November: Gazpacho Soup Day
