Elf Obsession

These are the top 20 reasons to stop worshipping elves! Lol * means we've done them. (Nienna and ginny (or whatever))

*~you attempt to walk silently, makeing no noise~

 ~you have died your hair platinum blonde

*~you are now trying to convince your parents to let you get blue eye contacts~

 ~you have attenpted bareback horse riding~

 ~you have been seriously injured by attempted bareback horse riding~

*~you are (or have or r seriously trying to) learn archery~

*~you have almost killed people by trying to shoot two arrows at once~

 ~you have been banned from every archery class in the country~

~you think you were banned cause you were just soooo good~

~when you and your friends are in a deserted part of the supermarket, you say, "something draws near, I can feel it"~

~your parents wont let you go to bonfires any more because you scream "Ai Ai a Balrog, A Balrog has come!"~

~you are also banned from any girl guides/scouts (whatever) in the country because of your habit of running around screaming either "Legolas, Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood I have come for you" or " Galadriel, let me look in your mirror, Galadriel" repeatedly~

 ~all of the Legolas, Galadriel, Elrond and Arwen parts of your copy of the lotr fotr are worn out~

*~you are sooo jealous of Gimli, HE got to ride on the SAME horse as Legolas!~

 *~Frodo who?...........ohhhh little dude with the ring~

~you refuse to call Gandalf anything but Mithrandir~

~You know bible verses in both sindarin and quenya~ (sent in via email) Thank u!