My Talk Show
Me: welcome all to today’s interview, *clears throat* we have Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Gullom, Sam, Gandalf and last but not least Frodo!! We are having this inteview beucase the ring of power was acually distroyed!
*cast walks in~ they all take a seat*
Me: Hello everyone!
Everyone except Legolas: hello Raven!
Me: What’s with you Legolas? Hello Legolas??
Aragorn: *whispers* He’s all mad cause Gimli called him a gay elf
Me: *giggles*
Legolas: Not funny! *stands up~ Flexes his muscles*
Gimli: Muscle boy, I just wanted to tell you your blush doesn’t go with your complexion
Merry: *under his breath* You shouldn’t have said that…..
Legolas: *walks over to Gimli~ pokes at his stomach* Its called weight watchers
Audience: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!
Me: No, no, no! stop now! *walks over to them*
Legolas: You have no back out of this pretty lady!
Me: pretty lady? *blushes*
Aragorn: Don’t worry I will fix this! *walks over and firmly grabs Gimli and forces him in his chair*
Arwen: Hey legolas sit by me so you guys wont fight anymore *pats seat beside her*
I could see Aragorn getting all jealous over legolas sitting beside his woman, I couldn’t imagine why though, they were probably swapping beauty secrets
Me: Now Gandalf, we all noticed that you’re the so called “White Wizard” and we all noticed that your hair and beard are so clean now, not like when you wear just Gandalf the Gray.
Gandalf: Yes, I tried that new Pears Two in One shampoo, makes my hair all silky *feels his hair*
Aragorn: *Sigh* I thought woman loved the outdoors’ type
Me: All righty then………….. Um Frodo whats it like, not having to worry about the ring anymore?
Frodo: Yes, it feels GREAT!
Gullom: Dumb frodos, he destroyed our ring, our precious, cursesss him!
Frodo: Parden me! *holds up hand* look what you did to me!
Gullom: We said we were sorries
Frodo: that doesnt cut it you lit.....*starts to get out of his chair*
Gullom: *Starts to get out of his chair*
Frodo: Oooooow, i cut myself
Sam: *has a heart attack* MR. FRODO ARE YOU OK????
Frodo: *rolls eyes* Yes Sam, i just cut my self on the chair, it has a splitner in it, now gullom about that comment you made
Me: OK OK! enough about the ring!
Pippin: Im hungrey
Merry: Your always hungrey
Pippin: Well it is almost time for Afternoon tea
Merry: *rolls eyes* Must you always think of your stomach?
Pippin: Shut up Merry!
Merry: You Shut up!
Pippin: I will Not!
Aragorn: alrighy everyone lets break it up!
Merry: Oooh shuve it Agragorn
Arwen: No one talks about him that way! come Aragorn lets leave!
Aragorn: Yes sweetheart *trots after Arwen*
Me: *Confused*
Legolas: Noooo Arwen was just about to tell me what conditioner she used for her hair
All: *Stare At Legolas*
Legolas: ummmm well it was nice to meet you Raven......GOT TO GO! *he rushes out*
Gimli: well this is know fun, i cant bother Legolas anymore *he leaves*
Me: well I quess thats our show eveyo........WHATS GOING ON!?
Frodo let out a huge scream as gullom bite his leg, Sam trys to save Frodo but Merry and Pippin dog pile sam and gandalf is also in there like a dirty shirt
Me: *puts hands over face* Security!
Donated By --Lady Arwen-- thanx to: http://groups.msn.com/EverythingLordOfTheRingsForYou/ravenschronicles.msnw
