Things Overheard

Welcome to things overheard! Here are a bunch of funny things people heard wrong whlie watching any of the Lord of the Rings Movies. I'm sorry I forget where I got this from but if you have anything you want to add to the page please email me at iluvorli_obluvers@yahoo.com ! I'd love to hear your funny stories. Thanx!

Or if ne thing unexpected was said during the movies *i no the movies rn't in the theatre ne more* plz send them in!

"You skipped page 33!"
- a guy as FOTR begins

"They must have rounded up every short person in the world for this."
- a guy as hobbiton is shown

"Why aren't they wearing shoes?"
- several moms when the hobbits are introduced

"Haha, he turned him into a horse!"
- a confused gentleman after Gandalf says, "I've thought of a better use for you, Sam," and the next shot has the wizard leading a horse and saying, "Come along, Samwise. Keep up!"

"He is such a blonde."
- a girl after Pippin says, "Where are we going?"

"Not again!"
- a girl when the cavetroll hits Frodo with his spear

"Dude, the old geezer bought it!"
- a teenage guy to his friends who weren't paying close attention to the movie as Gandalf falls.

"Don't they brush their teeth? That's so unattractive."
- a woman commenting on the orcs

"What's he gonna do with an avon bottle?"
- a guy as Frodo is given the phial of Galadriel

"Not him, you idiot! Take the ugly dwarf!"
- a girl as Lurtz shoots arrows at Boromir

"Hello? No, I'm in the theater. I'm watching the Lord of the Rings, girl. Can I call you back?"
- Woman answering her cell phone during the movie

"Hey? What the hell kind of ending was that?!"
- a guy as FOTR fades to black at the end

"NO! You are NOT DOING this to me!"
- a guy as FOTR fades to black at the end

"Well that was left open for a sequel."
- a lady as FOTR fades to black at the end

"They're still barefoot."
- a mom as TTT begins

"I knew it from the beginning! There are two of them creatures. I've noticed it, they're slightly different."
- a guy upon seeing Gollum talk to Smeagol

"It's a western"
- a woman when Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn ride off towards Edoras.

""Sweet!"
- a teenage guy upon seeing the orc's head on a spear

"Back off my man, bitch."
- a girl as Eowyn smiles at Aragorn

"I see dead people."
- a guy when Frodo, Gollum, and Sam journey through the dead marshes

"Hey! Arwen's wearing a see-through nighty!"
- A young woman when Arwen appears in Aragorn's dream

"They said there was no sex in this movie!"
- Another woman when Arwen appears in Aragorn's dream, before walking out with her 15 year old son.

"He has to be talking about that Elf witch from the first movie!"
- A guy upon listening to Gollum say, "She might help"

"Hannibal!"
- a guy as the oliphaunts are shown in TTT

"Oh what a man!"
- a lady when Aragorn chops of Lurtz's head.

 

"Alka-Seltzer"

-after Shelob bit/stung Frodo and he began to foam at the mouth

 

When Frodo fell off the cliff I JUMPED up from my seat and screamed  "NO!"
Then I whimpered in fear until he was back up on the cliff next to Sam. Loudly.
~Eowyn Turner

 

" Gandalf's a crackhead?"
My mom when Sauruman comments on the hobbit leaf clouding Gandalf's mind.

 

"Holy crap what happened to him?''
A man when he first say Gollum.

 

" Is there two of them?"
My dad when Gollum is talking with Smeagol.
----above 3 sent in via email----

 

"Who is that man?'' my dad when seeing Elrond.

" He's not a man, he's an elf". me trying to correct him.

" What the f*ck am I watching?" my dad, very pissed off
~~~sent via-email~~~

 

"RUN FOREST RUN!!!"
(said when treebeard and the other ents march towards edoras)
~~~sent via email~~~