Commandments
1. Thou shalt not piss the Goddess called Maxi off, nor shalt thou toucheth her tree without prior attainment of her permission. For it is written in the text of Timmy the Turtle, "In the realm of Paganville there exist two trees, that which is left of the lake and belonging to Maxi, and that which is right of the lake, belonging to Vampy. Thou shalt touch niether for thou dost not wish to face the wrath of the canine clone-beast that is Max."
2. If thou art hosting a chat room, thine room's name needeth be one easily identified by all, as ~*~Pagans Village~*~ or, in the legacy of the Prodigy Danno, "Fuck the Police!"
3. Thou shalt relinquish thine hammer in the presence of thine Holy Manager and Ass Managers upon entry to thine chat.
4. Thou shalt be kind to all who dwell within the domain of Paganville, for it is written in the scriptures of Sally the Slug-bitch, "Thou shalt spread the lovin' throughout the room." Thou shalt make jokes known to be jokes and thou shalt learn to see the humorous aspect of violent homicide, for it is written in the Book of Al the Monkey, "Thou shalt not take such shit seriously."
5. Thou shalt take note of the fact that the act of chewing off the body parts of the other citizens of Paganville is not only permitted but encouraged by the Book of Bob the Penguin.
6. Thou shalt respect the one called Sempy, for she is both strange and wonderful in many ways unbeknownst to thee, and she has a nice bird which thou must respect as well. There is but one that posseseth the right to shoot thine Holy Manager Linxy and the one called Dream, and that one is known as Sempy.
7. Thou shalt not fuck with the one called Tashara, for she is mighty and will fuck you up, for thou art but a punk.
8. Thou shalt rinse out the sink after thou hast brushed thine teeth, that those who useth the sink after thee may bask in its cleanliness as you have.
9. Thou shalt not eat potato chips while using thine computer, for it puts grease to the keys and is an abomination.
10. Thou shalt address the one that is named Rain as a Damned Dirty Canadien, for he is so, and though he feigns disapproval of this title, deep down inside of him there is pleasure at its sound.
Linxy 
