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In this episode Plankton is trying to steal the secret sauce in the Krabby Patty. Mr Krabs asks SpongeBob what the most important thing to remember when dealing with customers: Squidward: I thought the most important rule was "Why do today when you can put it off till tomorrow?" Mr. Krabs looks over to Squidward and says, Mr. Krabs: "What today but yesterday's tomorrow?" I thought this was such a good point!!! :)
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1. One Squidward: What are you looking at:
Other Squidward: Those 2. ::SpongebobMakes a big sceane with mystery::
Squidward: ::Crying::
Squidward: de de get those away from me! (Onions)
3. Anything else you may need please hesitate to ask!
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I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY
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I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY
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Excuse me? You're sitting on my body which is also my face... - Spongebob
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ManRay: Excuse me sir, but I believe you dropped your wallet.
Patrick: It doesn't look familiar to me.
ManRay: What? But I just saw you drop it. I am trying to be a good citizen, and return it to you.
Patrick: Return what to who?
ManRay: [Reaching into the wallet and pulling out Patrick's I. D] Are you a Mr. Patrick Starr?
Patrick: Yep.
ManRay: And this is your I. D.
Patrick: Yep.
ManRay: And I found it in this wallet, and therefore, this must be your wallet.
Patrick: Makes sense to me.
ManRay: So, take it.
Patrick: It's not mine.
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[Squidward is trying to start a marching band]
Squidward: OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
[Patrick raises his hand again]
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
[Patrick lowers his hand]
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Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hatch-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...
SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?
Squidward: No!
SpongeBob: Irregular portions?
Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand! By mistake!
SpongeBob: You mean like this?
[At every 'this', SpongeBob removes his arm and a new one grows back]
SpongeBob: Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?
Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge!
SpongeBob: So?
Squidward: So it didn't grow back!
SpongeBob: OH NO!
Squidward: And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit by a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What day is it?
SpongeBob: Tuesday.
Squidward: Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!
lol....
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eeevviiiiillllllllllll marmademan says that
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I got quite a few favourite quotes: 1. Krabs: PLANKTON! Plankton: KRABS! Krabs: PLANKTON! Plankton: KRABS! Spongebob: SPONGEBOB! *bites lip*.........BAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA 2. Patrick: I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward 3. Krabs: SPONGEBOB ME BOY! YE BURNIN' ALL ME MONEY! 4. Gary: Meow
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(Not Sure on this one) This always cracks mi up ! (Spongebob is holding Plankton) Mr. Crabs: PLANKTON ! Plankton: CRABS ! Mr. Crabs: PLANKTON ! Plankton: CRABS ! Mr. Crabs: PLANKTON ! Spongebob: spongebob !
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(I love this one ! I always say it at school !) Plankton: It looks like an ordinary penny, because it is an ordinary penny !
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i'm readY uhuhuhuh
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Spongebob: Now remember, we have to make the customer feel special. Patrick: Got it! Customer: Hello? Patrick: I love you. Spongebob:  Patrick...are you ok? Patrick:  Where's The Leak Ma'am? (Later on in the episode) Spongebob: Are you ok Patrick? Patrick:......FINLAND! ***FEMMA GORBES*** aka ***Gemma Forbes***
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Spongebob The Movie
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'I'M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, YOU'R A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH. WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEA, GOOFYGOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS!!!!!'
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"The Movie"
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Patrick: "Did you see my butt?" Mindy: "No, Patrick." Patrick: "Do you want to?"
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1st-Movie 2nd-the 1 with the colored patties
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1st-Squidward:Too bad Spongebob's not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here!
2nd-Spongebob:Are you mad?
Patrick:Yes.
Spongebob:Why are you mad?
Patrick:I can't see my forehead.Why are you?
Spongebob:I have a good idea and no one thinks so.
Patrick:So do I! Inflatable pants!!
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Aaa i think its FUN!
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This one is so super!! Spongebob has befriend Plankton in this episode!  Plankton: Sponge buddy!  Spongebob: Plankton Buddy! Mr Crabs: Maybe the lad was right...maybe Plankton's gone straight...or maybe scallops will fly out of me pants! F is for friends who do stuff together U is for U and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea! BY Gemsy!!
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Algae's Always Greener
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Plankton: What's wrong it's just a regular Krabby OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! Plankton:You're doin fine, now leave me to my work!
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Alien Hunting
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(It went something like this.) Patrick- You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think?
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All kinds of episodes
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The Secret Box: Gary: Meow, no. Patrick: My mind is an igma. Chocolate With Nuts:
Old Fish Brain: Can't you just wait for me to die!? Old Fish Brain (Again): What, what did he say? Old Fish Brain (Sigh, again): Live forever, you say? (Looks like she has more humor than you think) Patrick: Get Naked? Jellyfish Jam: SpongeBob: Squidward, could it be possible to play your clarinet a little BETTER?
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any episode
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I'M READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spongebob Star
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Arrgh!
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Mr. Krabs: Where's the X? It should be right here! 10,000 steps East! Patrick: East? Oh...I thought you said Weast! Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick.
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Arrgh!
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Mr. Krabs: You're fired! Pat: But I don't work here... Mr. Krabs: Would ya like a job! *gives Patrick hat* Patrick: Boy would I! Mr. Krabs: You're fired! *takes off hat*
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Arrgh!
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Krabs: What am I captain of? Just a bunch of sand.
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Artist Unknown
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Spongebob : Really? Squidward: Really. Spongebob:Really? Squidward: Really. Spongebob: Really? Squidward  : Really!!! Spongebob: Wow... Really?
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as seen on t.v.
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Squid:SpongeBob I....SpongeBob :no problem squidward i already took care of it(hands squid a paper)Squidward:to my tailfin.Huuu...(looks at butt)
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Bad Words One...
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Spongebob: "Today we have some <dolphin sound> specials..." Spongebob: "Mr Krabs is a <dolphin sound>!" Patrick: "they are SENTENCE ENHANCERS!"
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band geeks
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squid:Well this our last night together before the show.And I know some of you haven't improved since we began.(pat biting on trumpet)
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Band Geeks
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"Is mayonaise an instrument?" -Patrick Star
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Band Geeks
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Squidward: Does any one have any expiriance playing an instrument? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Yes, Patrick? Patrick: Is mayonaise an instrument?
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Band Geeks
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This is one of my favorite quotes! Squidward: I ahve a thory. People talk loud when they want to seem smart right? Plankton: CORRECT!
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Band Geeks
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Someone said BRING IT ON! Spongebob said "Let's be smart people and bring it off"
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Band Geeks
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I love this episode... Blue Fish w/ Australian accent (to Mr.Krabs): Bring it on old man! Spongebob: No people, lets be smart and bring it off. Gray Girl Fish: Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!
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Band Geeks
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Squidward plays his clarinet. Hears the knock on the door. Gets the door. Fish vet guy is there... Fish Vet Guy: I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
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Bank Geeks
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Squidward:There's a Deposit on that equitment people!!!
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Big Pink Looser
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Woman on phone: "Is this the krusty krab?" Patrick: "No this is Patrick..." Man on phone: "Is this the krusty krab?" Patrick: "No this is Patrick!!! I'm not a krusty krab..."
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Big Pink Loser
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I have TWO quotes! 1.Spongebob: No, Patrick! Thats my...award closet. 2.Patrick: I WANT TO DEFEAT THE GIANT MONKEYMAN AND SAVE THE NINTH DIMENSION!!! Spongebob:ME TOO!!!
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Bubble Buddy
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(speaking to customer) Squid: Please come again...when I'm not working, Next. Spongebob: Hi Squidward Squid: How can I enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway?
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Bubble Buddy
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Squidward is waiting on SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy and Squidward says: ...and ifyou need ANYTHING else, PLEASE HESITATE TO ASK!
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Bubble Buddy
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(Bubby Buddy just left at the end of the episode) SpongeBob: "Oh! They blow up too fast!"
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW:
My friend, Peanut, wanted me to write that! 
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Bubble Buddy
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SPONGEBOB: My friend's in there. FISH: Congratulations. SPONGEBOB: It's his first time on his own. FISH: Once again, congratulations.
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Bubble Stand
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Patrick: (circus music plays) HUHHAHAHHUHAHAHAH IT'S A GIRAFFE!!!! HAHAHAHUAHAHA
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Can You Spare A Dime?
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"Donate to the children's fund? Why? What have the children ever done for me?"
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Can You Spare a Dime?
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...or, a football playing king in space!!! with a moustache!
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Can You Spare a Dime?
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Spongebob - I didn't know you didn't felt that way about the Krusty Krab! Squidward - Where have you been?
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Chcolate with nuts
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pat-Lets get naked!!! Sponge-no lets save that for when were selling realastate.
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Choclate with Nuts
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These are my favorite quotes in this episode. 1. Spongebob: Now remember, we have to make the customer feel special. Patrick: Got it! Customer: Hello? Patrick: I love you. 2. Patrick and Spongebob: (singing) Fancy living, here we come! La la la la, la la la! 3. Spongebob: We'd like to sell you a choc-- Patrick: (staring at customer) Customer: What's chubby staring at? Patrick: Focusing... Focusing... Customer: Back up Jack! (door slams on patricks eyes) Patrick: You got a nice place here! 4. Spongebob: We need a way to sell these chocolate bars. Patrick: Hmm... Let's get naked! Spongebob: No, let's save that for real estate. Think, how did that guy sell those bags? Patrick: He called us mediocre? Spongebob: That's it! He made us feel special! Patrick: You're right. I'm gonna get more bags! Spongebob: Wait, stop! Patrick: (stops at the diner door with an extremely dumb expression on his face) 5. Spongebob: It'll make your hair grow! Bald Customer: Great! My wife's trying to grow a beard. Spongebob: It'll make you smarter! Idiotic Hillbilly: I'll take twenty! Patrick: It'll keep your face from getting uglier! Patrick look-alike: Just in time! Patrick: You'll fall in love! Spongebob: It'll bring world peace! Patrick: You'll walk through walls! Spongebob: You'll rule the world!
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Chocolate With Nuts
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Patrick, "Let's get naked!" Spongebob, "No let's save that until we are selling realestate." Patrick and Spongebob are selling chocolate, when Patrick says the following to a customer: Patrick, "I love you!" Patrick says something else to a different customer.... right before that Spongebob said to focus: Patrick, "Focus, Focus" Customer, "Back off pal!!!" And slams the door on Patrick but his eyes are still in the house: Patrick, "Nice house you got here."
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Chocolate With Nuts
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OK, I cant remember it EXACTLY but it went something like this: Salesman fish:Some guys get all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin... every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep... *falls down the stairs* ow! (crash!) ow! (crash!) ow! (crash!) ow!
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chocolate with nuts
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my favourite quotes from 'chocolate with nuts' are: CHOCOLATE!!!! patrick: I love you! guy: why's chubby here staring at me? patrick: focusing... old woman: they're selling chocolate! older woman: what? etc my favourite quotes from MM & BBV are: spongebob/quickster: wanna see me run to that rock...wanna see me do it again? sandy/miss appear: does this outfit make me look fat? patrick/elastic waistband: finally I can touch my toes! Dirty Bubble: make him eat dirt! BB: ...And I want an adult size krabby patty.
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Christmas Who?
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(It goes something like this:) Sandy: I can't wait for Christmas! Spongebob: Is she a friend from Texas?
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Christmas Who?
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Squidward: My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom will stop paying any attention to the imane dribble that is constantly streamingout of this thunderhead's mouth! Spongebob: Gee, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I will understand what you just said. Now people we have a lot of work before Santa gets here...
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Acually,it's coral gloss number(1 or 3) (squidward hits sponge with a bat)dahhhhhhh
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Club Spongebob
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Squidward: Can I have something to eat? Conch Shell: No Squidward: Can I have something to eat? Conch Shell: No Squidward: Can I have something to eat? Conch Shell: No Squidward: CAN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE BUT NO?! Conch Shell: Please try again later Squidwar: Can I have something to eat?! Conch Shell: Nnnooo!
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Club Spongebob
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Spongebob- "Magic conch, will I ever get married?" (pulls conch string)
Conch- "Maybe someday..."
Spongebob and Patrick- "Ohh heehee"
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Club Spongebob
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Squidward- "Can I have something to eat?"
Conch- "No..."
Squid- "Can I have something to eat?"
Conch- "No..."
Squid- "Can I have something to eat?!"
Conch- "No..."
Squid- "CAN'T you say anything else beside's 'no'?!"
Conch- "Try asking again later..."
Squid- "CAN I have something to eat?
Conch- "Nooo!"
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Club Spongebob
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(Two fish see Spongebob's tree house fly across the sky)
Fish- "Make a wish, honey."
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culture shock
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spongebob: squidward! when i mop......should i use mr. cleanser, or sparkly clean...
squidward:........yes.
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Dieing for pie
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"You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him" - Mr.Krabs
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Doing Time
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Mrs. Puff--who is making coathangers from raw material-- is in jail and is horrified to find SpongeBob and Patrick trying to break her out of jail and calls out to the guard: "Guard! Come Quick! There's an crazed ex-student of mine and his overweight friend here to break me out!!!"
Guard: "That's just raw material to make coathangers. You need some rest!" Later SpongeBob and Patrick confront Mrs. Puff in the toilet
Mrs. Puff points to them: "Guards! Come look!" Guard comes in an instant and says: "Whoa! They don't pay me enough to do this job..." THAT CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME!
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Actually i'm from belgium and the episodes are in dutch but i'll try to put it in english. Spongebob, patrick and squidward are on the boat of the flying dutchman and they're going to bikini bottom to make the people afraid. **flying dutchman: now we're gonna scream...WHAAAAAAA **spongebob: hèhèhèhèhè **patrick: oelewoelewoe (or something like that) but whem the flying dutchman opens his mouth to scream again suddenly you hear patrick saying OELEWOELEWOE again. this happens like four times and i think it's hilarious.
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"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly"- Mr. Krabs
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Dying for Pie
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