The best party of the month was also the most exciting. Sir Yo Yo invited all to a black masque ball and of course the Black Masque was not invited, but who could tell? A man stood upon the banquet table and demanded money off everyone, he shot a musket ball into the ceiling and some plaster fell down and knocked him out. Just as Sir Edmund was going to take the mans masque off another black masque lookalike rescued him and took him out. Lord Itup was found in a bedroom tied up and claimed that two men robbed him. It seems that the Black Masque has an accomplice.
The winner of the apple shooting competition was Sir Edmund who won by five shots out of seven.
The latest fashion
The latest fashion was the baldrick. Lord Billy wore his gold lame baldrick too long, he hung his St. Bernard off it to take it for a walk. Sir Edmund Moore wore a blue leather baldrick and one of the finest swords you would imagine to see. Steve Adore tried his best and wore a belt around his armpit with his dagger on it. Sir Yo Yo's baldrick was made of chain mail and you could tell because he slumped his shoulders. The fashion next month will be the pommander, just to make sure that those nasty smells of London's denizens don't revile you!
Party Zone
As already mentioned the best party of the month was the black masque ball. Those attending and not already mentioned above were Baron Aldreagan who nearly choked on his apple instead of shooting at it, Sir Angelaise who brought a pear by mistake and Lord Athis who disappeared halfway through saying he had to take a nap.
There was another party but it wasn't well advertised last month. Mark of the mics held a stand up comedy show in which he and his side kick, Tim Burr, told jokes to the audience. The audience consisted of the landlord two dogs and a cockerel (the cockerel was going to be part of a cock foghting display but its opponent had flu). The turnout was so bad that both Mark and Tim have earned anti-fame points this month!
Black Masque Henchman 3
