The Queens Porcupine No 15

August 1559

Sir YoYo gets bored.
Sir Yo Yo was so bored last month that he set his hat on fire for a
laugh.
He still has singed eyebrows and he can't pick up his baldrick with his
right hand. Steve Adore was on hand luckily to extinguish the flames,
he is taking his medical exams soon.

Sir Edmund Admitted to Bedlam
Alas poor Sir Edmund, it seems he has been suffering from a bout of
split personalities. He thinks he's two people. The Queen was greatly
dismayed because Sir Edmund was such wonderful entertainment at the Palace. She
has also sacked Mark of the Mics as court jester because she's sick of his
repetitive routines. The Jesters place is again up for grabs.

The latest fashion
The latest fashion was the wearing of glasses. Lady Gina wanted to be
seen in glasses but her optician said she had perfect eyes. Lord Athis wore
a different pair for each day of the week. Yo Yo looked silly in his as
he had no eyebrows. Sam Matter wore some on a stick while she wrote her new
play "Take the Biscuit". The fashion next month will be the belt.

Party Zone
Sam's party at the marble rolled on to being a great occasion. Lady
Gina, Steve Adore, the Hutt's, Lord Athis and Yo Yo were there dressed as
famous people. The best outfit was that of Baron Aldreagan who came as
himself, crutch and all.


Yo Yo held a pogo party at Huxtable's in the second week of August. The food was free, as he wanted to try his new chef skills on everyone. No one suffered food poisoning but Baron Aldreagan cut his hand with a cocktail stick.

Lord Athis had a hunt ball at his country retreat. Only Englands finest
were there. Those standing outside chanting were Steve Adore and Sam Matter
who were trying to get the hunt banned. They were removed by the gentlemen
pensioners.



Character                e- Mail                      Current  Curr. F
                                                 F R    Money
Lord Nonsuch Asthis  seven_of_seven@yahoo.com    25  1,445,000s  52
Lord Billy Bonzer    alrightrkid@hotmail.com     24    3,850s    44
Baron  Aldreagan       cshore@getting-on.co.uk   21    5,150s    25
B'ness Gina Lollamoney Lady_Gina@talk21.com      18    2,600s    39
Miss Sam Matter        samatter@talk21.com       14     300s     28
Master Steve Adore   steveadore@talk21.com       13     145s     25
Sir Edmund Moore    alexandrahelen@tiscali.co.uk 13    2,125s    24
Sir Yo Yo             yoyollinson@talk21.com     13    1,500s    25
Pete Zahutt            cutter_uk@yahoo.com       12     250s     12
Jabba
Zahutt              j_r_c_uk@yahoo.com     10     125s     10
Lord Whitehaven      S.Hearn@btinternet.com       8     100s      8
Sir de casteanet         Kevins@uk-gamers.net     7      550s     7
Sir  Angelaise            esk4mort@hotmail.com    7      400s     9
Henry Usher Monroe  johnmartin17@hotmail.com      7       30s     7
Mark of the Mics      microphonemark@hotmail.com  6     1,100s    6
Mercucio Burbage     pzoehutchinson@aol.com       6      180s     6
GClare              graham.clare@uk.easynet.net   5       55s     5
Thom Carouse                                      5      150s     5
Bob Bold             j00ls@hotmail.com            5       72s     5
KMC                 kevin.mcfarlane@health.gov.au 3       37s     3
Tim Burr             cziggy98@yahoo.com           1       80s     1

Anti-Fame Table
Character                e-mail             Current Anti rank
The Black Masque  black_masque@talk21.com                   21
Edmund Moore      alexandrahelen@tiscali.co.uk               3