The Queen's Porcupine 16
September 1559

Sir Angelaise Gets Hitched
Those few who managed to attend, at such short notice, Sir Angelaise's
mansion warming party at his new home were pleased to see that he and
Lady
Warmington are now an item. The knight spent a good deal of money,
especially on the drink, and many a guest was seen having to excuse
them
selves for their behaviour. Sir Yo Yo tried to tightrope walk on the
washing
line, which snapped. Lord Aldreagan fell off his perch and Steve Adore
had
to bandage his head, which was a lot easier for him after successfully
passing his exams. Lord and Lady Warmington are most pleased with the
match
and have invited Angelaise to their country residence, Gotcha'as, in
the
first week of October.

Medical success
Steve Adore has passed his medical exams and has acquired the position
of
assistant surgeon in the muster, to celebrate this he is holding a
party at
the Lion in Whitechapel Road on the first week of October. All invited.


The latest fashion
The latest fashion was the wearing of a belt. Sam Matter wore a large
pink
belt and tied muffin up with a pink bow. She is advertising her new new
play, "The Muffin Dance" which will run at a different playhouse to her
last
play which is still running successfully. Steve wore a thouroughly
useful
medical belt loaded with useful medical items. Lady Gina wore a gold
leather
belt and dressed her bratchet the same as herself. The fashion next
month
will be the bow.

Lord Athis's party was cancelled because of sabs.


Yo Yo's party at Huxtable's in the second week fizzled out.Food was
free but
most people went to see Sam's new play. Cummabund, Sir Edmund's man was
seen
there, likewise Usher-Monroe.


The Queen's new barge master is Jabba Zahutt.

Theatre                     Production

The Globe                  The Muffin Dance

The Rose                  A Rose for my Rose

The Round                 Long Live the King!

The Sphere                  The Long Hello

The Ball

The Marble                    Pig in a Poke



Character                e- Mail                      Current Curr. F
                                              F R    Money
Lord Nonsuch Asthis  seven_of_seven@yahoo.com    25  1,405,000s  49
Lord Billy Bonzer    alrightrkid@hotmail.com     24    3,450s    44
Baron  Aldreagan       cshore@getting-on.co.uk   21    4,950s    40
B'ness Gina Lollamoney Lady_Gina@talk21.com      17    2,400s    38
Miss Sam Matter        samatter@talk21.com       13     280s     25
Master Steve Adore   steveadore@talk21.com       13     125s     24
Sir Edmund Moore    alexandrahelen@tiscali.co.uk 13    2,025s    25
Pete Zahutt            cutter_uk@yahoo.com       12     200s     12
Sir Yo Yo             yoyollinson@talk21.com     12    1,100s    22
Jabba Zahutt              j_r_c_uk@yahoo.com     10     115s     10
Lord Whitehaven      S.Hearn@btinternet.com       8      90s      8
Sir de casteanet         Kevins@uk-gamers.net     7      530s     7
Sir  Angelaise            esk4mort@hotmail.com    7      490s     7
Henry Usher Monroe  johnmartin17@hotmail.com      7       25s     7
Mark of the Mics      microphonemark@hotmail.com  6     1,200s    6
Mercucio Burbage     pzoehutchinson@aol.com       6      160s     6
GClare              graham.clare@uk.easynet.net   5       45s     5
Thom Carouse                                      5      140s     5
Bob Bold             j00ls@hotmail.com            5       69s     5
KMC                 kevin.mcfarlane@health.gov.au 3       35s     3
Tim Burr             cziggy98@yahoo.com           1       90s     1

Anti-Fame Table
Character                e-mail             Current Anti rank
The Black Masque  black_masque@talk21.com                   21
Tim Burr          cziggy98@yahoo.com                         1