| The Queens Porcupine No 18 November 1559 |  |
The Back of Beyond
The queen announced that she will be taking a short holiday at Warmington Park. Sir Angelaise is delighted that she has chosen to spend time with his father and mother. The rumour is that his parents are skint and Sir Angelaise will be asked to cough up a substantial donation for the festivities.
Jabba falls out with Pete
Jabba Zahutt and Pete Zahutt have fallen out. Pete was being taken for a ride on the queen's barge by Jabba and stood up to look at a fine pair of birds, he rocked the boat and they both fell out.
Muffin dies.
One cold wintry night Muffin the rabbit ate all of her straw and she became so cold that she died. Sam Matter is inconsolable. The back garden funeral will be held on the first week of December at Sam's house.
Thom is ready.
Thom Carouse is now hooked up to the net. It is rumoured that he will play alongside Lady Gina in the Muffin Pie but Thom has yet to confirm this!
Party Zone
Lord Athis will be holding a party in the second week of December at his town mansion. All invited unless of fame rank 2 or lower. It will be a costume ball, you must dress up as animals.
Sir Yo Yo will be holding a party at Huxtable's in the first week of December, it will be a dice and board games party.All invited except Lord Athis. (Next part of message deleted for security reasons.)
Lady Gina will be in concert at Regina's for the fourth week of December. Tickets are 2s. There will be a get together at Pete's Hut afterwards.
At his sister's party Lord Aldreagan got a little tipsy, sang to his hearts content and had to clear up a glass, he cut his finger so it was a good job that Steve Adore was there to bind him up. Sam was also there as well as Lord Athis and Lady Gina.
Theatre Production
The Globe The Muffin Pie
The Rose A Rose for my Dandelion
The Round Muffin is dead, long live Muffin 2!
The Sphere The Short Stay
The Ball Refurbishing
The Marble I Like Pikey's
Character e- Mail FR Money F P
Lord Nonsuch Asthis
seven_of_seven@yahoo.com 27 1,501,000s 51
Lord Billy Bonzer
alrightrkid@hotmail.com 25 3,550s 26
Baron Aldreagan
cshore@getting-on.co.uk 43 5,700s 22
B'ness Gina Lollamoney
Lady_Gina@talk21.com 19 2,800s 40
Miss Sam Matter
samatter@talk21.com 15 350s 31
Master Steve Adore
steveadore@talk21.com 14 140s 27
Sir Edmund Moore
alexandrahelen@tiscali.co.uk 13 2,325s 14
Pete Zahutt
cutter_uk@yahoo.com 12 600s 12
Sir Yo Yo
yoyollinson@talk21.com 12 1,600s 19
Jabba Zahutt
j_r_c_uk@yahoo.com 11 275s 24
Lord Whitehaven
S.Hearn@btinternet.com 8 130s 8
Sir Angelaise
esk4mort@hotmail.com 8 650s 8
Sir de casteanet
Kevins@uk-gamers.net 7 560s 7
Henry Usher Monroe
johnmartin17@hotmail.com 7 35s 7
Mark of the Mics
microphonemark@hotmail.com 5 1, 050s 5
Mercucio Burbage
pzoehutchinson@aol.com 6 170s 6
GClare
graham.clare@uk.easynet.net 5 55s 5
Thom Carouse
slytherinsly@hotmail.com 7 190s 12
Bob Bold
j00ls@hotmail.com 5 74s 5
KMC
kevin.mcfarlane@health.gov.au 3 42s 3
Tim Burr
cziggy98@yahoo.com 1 81s 1
