Welcome to the nineteenth edition of the Queen’s Porcupine. In this gazette you will find diverse wonderments performed by the denizens of Elizabeth’s London.

Lord Nonsuch Develops A Cold

In the bleak mid-winter Lord Nonsuch developed a cold after falling into the Serpentine. This seems to have started a craze and many young bright things are now contemplating having a freezing dip for charity on Christmas day.

Sam Matter Takes up Parachuting! 

Sam has been to the lake district and has parachuted from mount Snowdon. She fell down with a bump and bruised her cocksix! While she has been laid up she has written another play bases on her exploits called "Jump for Glory". It will be previewed at the Globe.

Steve Adored by the Public

Steve Adore was seen about town in the latest fashion which happened to be the kipper tie. The picture on his was of Sam parachuting from Mount Snowden.

The Latest Fashion

The latest fashion to hit the streets just happens to be the earmuff. Yes in theses cold wintry times the earmuff is the thing to keep those lugs warm and toasty. Those seen wearing kipper ties were, Steve Adore, Lord Nonsuch (a picture of The black Masque's grave),  Baron Aldreagan (a picture of his new hospital), Sam Matter (a picture of Muffin the rabbit), Pete Zahutt (a picture of the Matrix re-shuffled), Jabba Zahutt (a picture of his four wheeled machine he calls a Mercedes).

Theatre                     Production

The Globe                  The Muffin Rag

The Rose                A Rose for my Royce

The Round       Muffin is dead, long live Muffin 2!

The Sphere                  Ships that pass in the Night

The Ball                          Refurbishing

The Marble                    I hate long Hello's

Character                                             e- Mail                 FR    Money          F P
Lord Nonsuch Asthis          seven_of_seven@yahoo.com  27   1,702,000s      29
Lord Billy Bonzer               alrightrkid@hotmail.com          25      4,000s          25
Baron  Aldreagan               cshore@getting-on.co.uk         23      5,900s          23
B'ness Gina Lollamoney      Lady_Gina@talk21.com         20      3,000s          42
Miss Sam Matter                samatter@talk21.com             16    400s     33
Master Steve Adore           steveadore@talk21.com          15   139s     28
Sir Edmund Moore             alexandrahelen@tiscali.co.uk     13   2,320s    13
Pete Zahutt                         cutter_uk@yahoo.com              13    610s     24
Sir Yo Yo                          yoyollinson@talk21.com            12   1,700s    12
Jabba Zahutt                      j_r_c_uk@yahoo.com                12    280s     23
Lord Whitehaven               S.Hearn@btinternet.com              8     132s      8
Sir  Angelaise                    esk4mort@hotmail.com                8     653s      8
Sir de casteanet                 Kevins@uk-gamers.net                 7     565s      7
Henry Usher Monroe        johnmartin17@hotmail.com            7      40s    7 Mercucio Burbage            pzoehutchinson@aol.com               6     170s      6
Mark of the Mics              microphonemark@hotmail.com      4   1, 000s    3
GClare                             graham.clare@uk.easynet.net          4      50s      4
Thom Carouse                 slytherinsly@hotmail.com                 7     200s     11
Bob Bold                         j00ls@hotmail.com                          5      76s      5
KMC                              kevin.mcfarlane@health.gov.au         3      40s      3
Tim Burr                          cziggy98@yahoo.com                      1      81s       1