| The Queens Porcupine No 8 January 1559 |  |
Celebrations for the end of the War
Baron Aldreagan led the Queen's army back into the city of London last night just in time for the New Years celebrations. The Queens standard bearer had acquitted himself admirably in leading the troops to victory, he has been promoted to the title of Earl. Yoseph Yollinson has also been made a knight due to his excessive bravery under insurmountable odds and offered a place in the Queen's guard.
Sir Davey Dies in a brave attempt to capture the Black Masque
The Black Masque was seen in a jewellers trying to steal jewellery by Edmund Moore. Sir Davey who was out buying a ring for his beloved saw the thief and tried to capture him. He was at a bit of a disadvantage because he had to take off his turned up shoes. Sir Davey chased the Masque into an alley and after a fierce knife fight Sir Davey was stabbed in the chest. His funeral will be held at St Paul's cathedral the first week in February. The Black Masques identity appears to have been discovered by Sir Davey but it has died with him.
An amazing announcement is the fact that as Sir Davey was dying he confessed to being Edmund Moore's true father and left him the family fortune, which wasn't as much as she had thought. Any detractors to the will should meet in the Hut on the second week in February.
Bertha Falls in Love
On a trip to India, Bertha Child has fallen in love with an Indian prince Icanna Singh. She will leave behind her drab life of obscurity and wed the prince in March on the first week. Lady Gina and Sam Matter have been invited to be bridesmaids.
The latest fashion
Lady Gina appeared in a lovely pink bodice with purple bows, Sam wore a nice lace bodice with pink bows. The next fashion will be the fan.
Party Zone
Pete Zahutt is holding a party for those who are back from the war on week one of February. First drink free.
Jabba Zahutt will hold a pie eating contest in the third week of February at the Hut, bring your own pie.
Lord Athis is holding a Valentines Party on week two of February, you must dress as cherubs or hearts, it will be held at
Huxtables.
Theatre Production
The Globe Muffin the Rabbit
The New Rose Front to Basics
The Round Long Live the Emperor!
The Sphere The Long and the Short and the Tall
The Ball Having a Ball
The Marble A Christmas Without Carol
The Curtain Raise Mary's Robes
| Bowling Lessons Be trained at the Premiere Bowling Club The Golden Throw 120 Green Lane, London. (3s Per Lesson) We Taught Sir Casteanase how to bowl Before he ran away to South America!! |
