Dear George
I have heard that later on this year the two legged pests are going away and leaving me for several weeks. Whilst I am excited at the thought of having the bed to myself, coming and going without being whistled to or called in for supper at inopportune moments, it has struck me that I am going to miss them!
Who else knows exactly the right spot to tickle just behind my ears?
Who else understands that the milk has to be out of the fridge for at least 1/2 an hour before it is right for me.( Children's cereal bowls are a good source of warm milk, especially if they have left them on the floor in front of the T.V)
Who else can appreciate that the most comfortable place to be in the morning is sitting on someone's head?
Am I losing my grip George?
Have I been dependant on them for too long?
Am I becoming soft in my old age?
How will I cope?
Is any of this normal?
Please help
Chairman
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George says:
Chairmain, once again you ask a real problem. All us cats face this problem now and again and it always worries us. I think the main thing to think of is that, they will return and they will in turn be very sad at leaving you and will be thinking of you whilst away and hoping you are coping. It will be a time of absence making the heart grow fonder for sure on both parts.
If i were you i would make sure you are extra specially nice to them before they go to make sure they bring you a top treat back. If they are a decnt set of bi-peds they will miss you as much as you miss them. If you get bored, pop round to the neighbours and slurp some of thier gold top whilst they are not looking just for the hell of it, after all your real bi-peds will forgive you upon thier return!
